I am lying in bed as I write this. Yep, I said bed it’s not late, it’s only 5:25 pm. I’m in bed because I’m freezing and no matter what I try I’m still freezing. Being a self proclaimed super smart genius, I decide to pull out my iPhone and check the weather on The Weather Channel Max app (I just said that in my announcer voice). It informs me that it’s 33 degrees out but feels like 26. C’mon, seriously why would they even bother to tell me that. I’m never at the zoo, turn to my kids and say it’s 104 but hey at least it feels like 98. I’m not a thermometer, if you say it’s 33 I am going to believe it’s 33 out. If you don’t tell me what it feels like, to me it will feel like 33 (can you imagine my naivety to actually believe it is what they say). Am I the only person that sees that simple logic? Anything else they want me to believe in this world they just tell me so why would the give me options on the weather.

So now I’ve got this little Jack Frost leprechaun in my head. He keeps telling me it feels below freezing, can you feel it? Of course I feel it, wasn’t I told to? My very random mind is now trying to figure out how to stay warm for the rest of winter. I think my family might be a little disappointed if I stay in bed under my electric blanket for a couple months and the ball and chain probably wouldn’t appreciate me in a diaper. Can’t say I blame him much on that one.

You may ask yourself, what type of person could write a post like this? It’s really not my fault I very often have random thoughts and they are often sub par. I only share the good, smart, understanding thoughts with the people who know me. That’s enough of my random musings for today.

 
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