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1.31.11 Riddle: Four Hard Riddles
1. How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator?
2. How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?
3. The king of the wild calls all of the animals to a meeting, but 1 animal doesn’t show up. Which one is it?
4. There is a lake and a sign that says,”do not swim beware of alligators.” How do you get [...]
Ten Simple Rules for Dating My Daughter
Rule One
If you pull into my driveway and honk you’d better be delivering a package, because you’re sure not picking anything up.
Rule Two
You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands [...]