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Ten Simple Rules for Dating My Daughter
Rule One
If you pull into my driveway and honk you’d better be delivering a package, because you’re sure not picking anything up.
Rule Two
You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands [...]
The Guide To Women
A MAN’S GUIDE TO WHAT A WOMAN IS REALLY SAYING:
I JUST NEED SOME SPACE. Without you in it.
DO I LOOK FAT IN THIS DRESS? We haven’t had a fight in a while.
NO, PIZZA’S FINE. You cheap slob!
I JUST DON’T WANT A BOYFRIEND NOW. I just don’t want you as a boyfriend now.
I DON’T KNOW, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO [...]